I must be too annoying 4 u.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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