I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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