her vagine was all disorganized.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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