it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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