I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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