OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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