Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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