god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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