so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
