People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
