this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
