New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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