and you said cock pushups were impossible
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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