she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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