I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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