I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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