he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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