quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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