garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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