I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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