Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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