I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's the barista slut.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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