People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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50% drunk capacity currently
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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