Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm both gender and math confused
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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