During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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