I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
