Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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