Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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