there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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