So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So vagazzling was a success
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.