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i barfeds in our rink

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(612): i barfeds in our rink http://tfl.nu/23a8

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.

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(402): Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice. http://tfl.nu/dl8a

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I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later

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I knew I liked you

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(202): I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later (410): I knew I liked you http://tfl.nu/yvq5

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure

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(814): Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure http://tfl.nu/wzgm

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(540): View more from Virginia

Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.

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(540): Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work. http://tfl.nu/ghtv

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(303): View more from Colorado

other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do

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(303): other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do http://tfl.nu/c5r9

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(301): View more from Maryland

let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."

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(301): let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child." http://tfl.nu/sqg2

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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.

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(203): no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet. http://tfl.nu/q394

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(678): View more from Georgia

his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.

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(678): his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him. http://tfl.nu/quex

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(+61): View more from Australia

It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.

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(+61): It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination. http://tfl.nu/nbvv

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(213): View more from California

your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.

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(213): your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now. http://tfl.nu/w3yg

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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club

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(859): he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club http://tfl.nu/kd8o

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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods

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(206): That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods http://tfl.nu/achd

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(703): View more from Virginia

I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...

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(703): I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1... http://tfl.nu/7tjh

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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking

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Omg so it's educational?

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(802): There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking (1-802): Omg so it's educational? http://tfl.nu/zo1h

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