just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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