Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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