Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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