Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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