Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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