Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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