Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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