at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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