I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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