you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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