Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
