i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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