Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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