Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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