Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize