Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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