I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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