operation have a gay friend backfired
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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