i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
this beer tastes like vomit already
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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