my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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