bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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