friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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