I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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