If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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