it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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