New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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